Stanton Friedman - Flying Saucer Physicist, or Psycho Killer?

Two questions:

1. What is in the trunk?

2. Why is Earthman Friedman laughing?

Just curious.

Z.

Jung's Dung

Not to be rude, but I just finished reading this book by C. G. Jung, supposedly one of your great thinkers (as Earthman Reynolds might describe him), and all I can say is...

"Is that it?"



After pages and pages of psychobabble about the UFO phenomenon (I think), we get to Earth-"genius" Jung's ultimate conclusion:

"I have formulated the position I take on the question of the reality of Ufos in the following sentence: 'Something is seen, but it isn't known what.'"

Well, d'uh...

From what I can tell, there seems to be a very fine line between Earthman Jung, and those other great "thinkers," Earthman Springer and Earthwoman Oprah.

Sheesh...

Next time Earthman Kimball recommends a book to me, it better have something more to say than this piffle!

If this is the best you Earthpeople have to offer, you're in real trouble.

Thank Valdergrat for Carmen...

Z.

Ambassador Electra

Attention, Exopoliticians:

You'll get a lot further with the public (and we ETs) if you sign up Carmen Electra as Earth's ambassador to Extraterrestrials.

Just a friendly piece of advice. Let me know if you work it out.

Z.

Observational Methodology, Vol. I

Hehehehe...

Thanks to my Sub-Atomic Particle Transporter, I am able to "pop" in and out wherever and whenever I want.

Perhaps I'm watching you right now...

Z.

My Terran Photo Album, Vol. IV

Ahh... this place you call Arizona is indeed impressive.

Z.

Speaking of Kang & Kodos...

Memo to Scoop Jupiter:

Here are the guys you should really be worried about!

Not even I have a Kirgilian Z 3000 Oxygenated Planet Destroyer!!

Z.

She beats Kang & Kodos

You humans are screwy.

You put someone like Earthman Bush (or Clinton, for that matter) in charge, when instead you should be elevating humans like Earthwoman Electra (below) to your highest offices.

No wonder you have not yet discovered the truth behind the UFO phenomenon!

Z.

Shockingly Close to the Truth

This Earthman Moseley quacks me up (but in a good way, unlike Earthman Menzel). His book, co-authored with Karl Pflock, my favourite MJ-12 member, is indeed shockingly close to the truth, at least in some respects.



For example, Earthman Moseley deserves credit for helping to expose Earthman Adamski and his pals as con men. News flash for anyone who still believes Adamski (or Billy Meier, for the matter) were contacted by we "extraterrestrials."

Never happened.

Why?

Because they were ugly. Do you think we would come all the way here, at great risk to ourselves, just to talk to chump chimps like them?

Ha! We would have to be quackers (incidentally, this also explains why we have yet to communicate with your Earth politicians - contact me when you elect Carmen Electra as President).

They were losers then, and anyone who still believes in them is a loser now.

Sheesh...

So, thanks Earthman Moseley, for helping to set the record Straith (er, straight). As a result of your service, I will overlook the fact that you refer to yourself as the "Supreme Commander."

I know you're just kidding.

At least, you had better be!

Z.

My Terran Photo Album, Vol. III

The Earthwoman Linda Wood and I getting what you humans call our "kicks" on Route 66 (what a cutie like her is doing with that Kimball Earthman is beyond me) .

I believe this photo was taken in a small town called Williams, Arizona, which is close to your Grand Canyon - a truly impressive sight, even to an interplanetary traveler such as myself.

Z.

Inconvenient Facts and the EMTs

Rumours abound that I had something to do with the disappearance of an EMT crew that rescued me after I crashed on this planet.

This was a joke (ha ha) first started by Earthman Kimball.

In truth, my ship is safely stowed here on your little mudball planet.

As for the EMTs, I was simply researching your emergency response capabilities, as part of my exploratory mission here to Earth, as can be seen in the photo below.

Don't believe everything you read - especially if it comes from that interplanetary paparazzi, Scoop Jupiter, or my pal, Paul Kimball, who, if he was half as funny as he thinks he is, would be positively hilarious.

Z.

My Terran Photo Album, Vol. II

Oooh... Mr. "Big Time Filmmaker" and yours truly at the Rio Grande Gorge Bridge, outside Taos, New Mexico, 2004.

Our picture is taken next to the sign because the intrepid, truth-seeking Earthman Kimball was too much of a coward to venture out onto the bridge!

Z.

Zorgrot's Reviews, Vol. I

This guy Clark worries me (just as quackos like Menzel should worry you humans).

His research is solid, his writing is interesting, and the conclusions he comes to are reasoned and reasonable. If people were to read his books, they might actually learn something.

I particularly liked his inclusion of the RB-47 case. You humans spend so much time talking about Roswell, you overlook the really good cases (fortunately for us).

I'll have to keep an eye on him...

Z.

The New Frontier

My superiors sent me into space to discover new frontiers. My favourite so far is the New Frontier in Las Vegas, Nevada - so long as you're staying in the Atrium Tower. They have Wednesday night mud wrestling, and mechanical bull rides. Sure beats getting stuck in a wormhole!

Z.