Shockingly Close to the Truth

This Earthman Moseley quacks me up (but in a good way, unlike Earthman Menzel). His book, co-authored with Karl Pflock, my favourite MJ-12 member, is indeed shockingly close to the truth, at least in some respects.



For example, Earthman Moseley deserves credit for helping to expose Earthman Adamski and his pals as con men. News flash for anyone who still believes Adamski (or Billy Meier, for the matter) were contacted by we "extraterrestrials."

Never happened.

Why?

Because they were ugly. Do you think we would come all the way here, at great risk to ourselves, just to talk to chump chimps like them?

Ha! We would have to be quackers (incidentally, this also explains why we have yet to communicate with your Earth politicians - contact me when you elect Carmen Electra as President).

They were losers then, and anyone who still believes in them is a loser now.

Sheesh...

So, thanks Earthman Moseley, for helping to set the record Straith (er, straight). As a result of your service, I will overlook the fact that you refer to yourself as the "Supreme Commander."

I know you're just kidding.

At least, you had better be!

Z.