She beats Kang & Kodos
You humans are screwy.
You put someone like Earthman Bush (or Clinton, for that matter) in charge, when instead you should be elevating humans like Earthwoman Electra (below) to your highest offices.
No wonder you have not yet discovered the truth behind the UFO phenomenon!
Z.
You put someone like Earthman Bush (or Clinton, for that matter) in charge, when instead you should be elevating humans like Earthwoman Electra (below) to your highest offices.
No wonder you have not yet discovered the truth behind the UFO phenomenon!
Z.
posted by Zorgrot at 12:01 AM
2 Comments:
Greetings and felicitations, Zorgrot,
Zebulun, of Aliens Ate My Buick, thanks you kindly for your comments in that venue, which we got around to approving in belated fashion.
Zeb takes note of Carmen Electra, wishes that he were human, and wishes that Earth-girls really were easy...Zeb's alter ego, RDB, takes note of Carmen Electra, then of Kang and Kodos, and comments that Carmen is "quite a dish," while salivating uncontrollably and continuously.
And never a drool-bucket around when you need one.
You seem well-traveled, Zorgrot - perchance you have traveled to the planet of Kang and Kodos? I have heard a disgusting rumour that, while their race of cephalopods may live in "truth and beauty forever," this unfortunately mandates wearing drool-buckets, which in turn must be regularly emptied into drool receptacles which empty into drool streams, which in turn empty into drool rivers, which finally make their way down to a drool sea.
One particular scholar who resides at the State Hospital has even gone so far as to suggest that Coleridge's "Xanadu" was penned after Coleridge was abducted by Kang and Kodos, taken to their planet, and then returned again. According to my learned friend, the words have since been changed to cover-up the truth.
In Xanadu did Kang and Kodos
A sacred pleasure dome decree
Where Drool, the sacred river ran,
Through caverns measureless to Kang
Down to a drool sea.
Anyway, enough on that, interesting as it may be.
We shall periodically drop by to hear your wisdom.
Best,
Zeb/RDB
http://strangegrub.blogspot.com
"Go ahead... THROW your vote away Ah ah aha ah"
Kang & Kodos, when they took the form of Clinton & Dole, and were presented with the prospect of voting for a 3rd party candidate.
My favorite quote from The Simpsons: Treehouse Of Horror VII
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