Exploratory Mission No. 7 - Report #1

I have just returned from an exploratory mission in the country you Earthpeople call the United States of America. I was traveling with filmmakers Paul Kimball and Findlay Muir, and, for part of the time, with their new sidekick, Mac Tonnies.

Here is a photo of Earthman Tonnies and I at a place called Newport Beach, California.

I was hopeful that I might run acrosss earthwoman Carmen Electra while there, but no such luck.

Still, this Newport Beach was quite impressive. Like the Majestic-12 saga, it seemed never-ending. Unlike the Majestic-12 saga, however, it was definitely real.

Z.