Secret Boors - Vol. I

I have been on an extended intelligence gathering mission, my earthling friends, but I have now returned, just in time to launch my new Reality TV series, Secret Boors, about one of the humans I have become aware of during my time on your planet.

His name? Kal Korff, a man who is apparently a Colonel in some super-secret agent group (I don't write this stuff, people - I just report it).



Oh... my... Valdegrat!

And I thought some of the humans I met in Roswell were weird.

More to come, as I see fit... although for your sake as a planet and species, I will not be including any material from Secret Boors in my reports back to my homeworld.

Zorgrot
Rear Admiral