Secret Boors - Vol. I
I have been on an extended intelligence gathering mission, my earthling friends, but I have now returned, just in time to launch my new Reality TV series, Secret Boors, about one of the humans I have become aware of during my time on your planet.
His name? Kal Korff, a man who is apparently a Colonel in some super-secret agent group (I don't write this stuff, people - I just report it).
Oh... my... Valdegrat!
And I thought some of the humans I met in Roswell were weird.
More to come, as I see fit... although for your sake as a planet and species, I will not be including any material from Secret Boors in my reports back to my homeworld.
Zorgrot
Rear Admiral
His name? Kal Korff, a man who is apparently a Colonel in some super-secret agent group (I don't write this stuff, people - I just report it).
Oh... my... Valdegrat!
And I thought some of the humans I met in Roswell were weird.
More to come, as I see fit... although for your sake as a planet and species, I will not be including any material from Secret Boors in my reports back to my homeworld.
Zorgrot
Rear Admiral
Labels: Kal Korff, Secret Boors
posted by Zorgrot at 6:19 AM
8 Comments:
Z:
Well said.
Paul
P.S. I didn't have to be there to know that Mr. Korff wasn't a witness, expert or otherwise, for reasons I've detailed at my blog (search "Korff").
What a maroon.
Does anybody wonder why Kimball's "Lawyer" thing is even interesting material for a TV show?
Who cares Korff, it's just funny looking at you! This just might sell.
Is it just me, or is Korff searching for controversy to look male in his muscle tee?
Korff needs to improve his lighting. What is up with the dark shadow beard?
Perhaps Korff's people should jump ship and make a movie with Kimball, babes and all? At least you would get hip instead of drip.
And, how could Isreal support such lousy production, even if this performance is just an outtake? Perhaps Canada can help?
Saw Korff's clip where he explained being a "witness" in the Simpson civil trial. Actually what he said was that he talked to some lawyers about handling a defense witness and his testimony, and the impression I got that it was over the phone. Now, I'm not a legal expert but considering these circumstances wouldn't Korff be a "consultant" at best and in no way be a "witness"?
Great clip btw from Secret Boors...
LOL...Secret Boors... ah, Zorgrot, you've outdone yourself this time.
Saw Korff's clip where he explained being a "witness" in the Simpson civil trial. Actually what he said was that he talked to some lawyers about handling a defense witness and his testimony, and the impression I got that it was over the phone. Now, I'm not a legal expert but considering these circumstances wouldn't Korff be a "consultant" at best and in no way be a "witness"?
Of course... which was my point in the first place. He makes claims that just aren't true, even as he pounds on other people for spinning false tales. He's a hypocrite, and he knows it.
Good work, Zorgy!
Paul
Perhaps Korff's people should jump ship and make a movie with Kimball, babes and all? At least you would get hip instead of drip.
They're free to send me their resumes, but they shouldn'y hold their breath. I've got plenty of talented people to work with here who aren't affiliated in any way with a complete goof like the Colonel.
Paul
aaah come on Paul...
You saw the Beatle hair at the Castle scene? I thought I was looking at the bands bass player with his memory almost full.
I wonder how Korff likes his hair best? His short look gives him a strong appearance. This is worthy of any great part!
Put his resume on top. All he needs is a great camara person! And Kal Korff will be a star!
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